Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Holy Freakin Crap!

This Chick is Hot!

My Olympic Spirit just got a jump start. This is Olympic pole vaulter Allison Stokke. Sorry, Logan Tom. I know this breaks your heart, but I have a new hot athletic chick to keep me warm at night.

There’s something intriguing about a really hot girl pole vaulting. Freud may have something to say about that.

Do you think that they take looks into account when they pick the Olympic teams? I mean, most of this is just one big marketing ploy anyway. Attractive people bring better ratings. There’s a reason I know who Jenny Finch is and it’s not because I’m a huge women’s softball fan. If there is a knock out gorgeous gymnast who is not as good as a crooked toothed, greasy-faced tammssen (it’s a technical term and is no way related to anyone I may or may not know) are they going to take the lesser talented hottie? Which is more important, winning the gold or winning ratings? Of course, winning gold medals gets ratings so who knows?

And I am not trying to imply that Allison should not be in the Olympics. What the hell do I know about pole vaulting? I’m sure she’s qualified. And if they did take looks into account, I would imagine there would be a whole lot more ridiculously hot people in the Olympics than there are. So I guess I just answered my own question. They take the best. But it sure is a bonus when the best looks this good.

Also, don’t cry sexism on me on this one. Michael Phelps’ abs have been pimped out left and right over the last few months. Horny women and gay dudes (mostly gay dudes) are all over that guy. This is definitely a two way street.

Note: Apparently Allison is not on the Beijing Olympic team. She is a top contender and is currently on the track team at Cal. Damn Berkley. I hate them so much. Also, apparently she hates all the web attention she has gotten this summer and does not like being the subject of loser bloggers. Looks like I just blew my chances. Now I have somewhat of a mess on my hands.


Gregg said...

Thank you lord for creating her, and thank you Brian for bringing her to my attention. I'm thinking she'd likely go on the colony ship fleeing a dying earth, and I clear some space for her to have a seat.

Spencer said...

I don't know I feel about the last sentence of this blog.

Anonymous said...

Even as a girl, I ditto what Gregg said.

(This is Jessica from MarketStar, by the way. Gregg pimps you out, so I am now hooked on your blog.)

Heather said...

1- Gregg, you would soooo NOT clear some space for her - you would offer her your LAP.
2- I LOVE the last sentence of this post
3- Gregg pimped you out to me as well
4- HOLY FREAKIN CRAP does not even begin to do her extreme amount of hotness any justice (but I dont know what words possibly could)

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